1 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,139 How's your tea? 2 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,390 Perfect. 3 00:00:17,222 --> 00:00:18,390 Do you like your gift? 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,371 [GREGORIAN CHANT] 5 00:00:22,908 --> 00:00:23,908 [SIGHS] 6 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,191 It's beautiful. 7 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,444 Are you sure you want to give it away? 8 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,430 Of course. It's for you. But I can't take credit. 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,283 It was like the Holy Spirit was just flowing through me. 10 00:00:33,336 --> 00:00:36,119 About that... I was talking to God yesterday. 11 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,216 Praise Him. 12 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:39,505 Totes. Anyway, he thinks you're great. 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,874 He loves you. I mean... 14 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,375 He loves everybody, but... 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,294 He really loves you. 16 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:47,047 Absolutely. But, He also said 17 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,049 that He wants to shake things up a bit. 18 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,024 Okay... 19 00:00:51,087 --> 00:00:54,757 From now on, God wants us to work alone. 20 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,890 Oh, no. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,100 I'm sorry, Joel. 22 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,184 What? 23 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:04,272 Actually, He meant He wants Joel and me to work alone. 24 00:01:04,834 --> 00:01:05,896 Oh. 25 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:07,607 Really? 26 00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:10,655 Not to question his infinite wisdom, but... Joel? 27 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,280 - Okay. - I don't understand. 28 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,490 What did I do wrong? 29 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,117 Well, to be honest, He was a little annoyed 30 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,881 that you told your church friends about me. 31 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,037 He mentioned that? 32 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,873 Gosh, I'm sorry. 33 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,416 I was just excited. 34 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,919 Totally get it. I'm exciting. 35 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,797 But, it would be great if you could just unwind that. 36 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,674 Yeah. Tell everyone it was a lie. Or a prank. 37 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,760 Or maybe you are on drugs or off drugs. 38 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,845 Maybe you're all just... Fix it. 39 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,137 Oh... 40 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,724 I see what God is doing. 41 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,645 He doesn't want me to stop. This is just a test of my devotion. 42 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,063 He said it's not. 43 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,666 That's what he'd say if it was a test. 44 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,733 He said you would say that, and it's not. 45 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,777 But your miracles in the desert and... 46 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,155 and the severed head brought to life. I can't just... 47 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,742 deny those experiences to myself or to others. 48 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,828 What? No. It's over. 49 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,747 You need to back off and talk to those church people. 50 00:02:02,987 --> 00:02:04,029 With all due respect. 51 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,043 With all due respect, I don't answer to you, Joel. 52 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,588 - I need some time to think about this. - Wait. Anne. 53 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:12,757 Please. 54 00:02:13,022 --> 00:02:14,049 Sheila. 55 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,387 Serving you... has changed my life. 56 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,889 I'm just not sure I can give it up. 57 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,184 [SIGHS] I thank God every day that I met you. 58 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,228 Joel. 59 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,111 - That did not go well. - No. 60 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,871 What if she keeps telling people about you? 61 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,581 She's putting our whole family in jeopardy. 62 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,324 I'm sure she'll come around. 63 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,751 But, what if she doesn't? What do we do then? 64 00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:41,921 I don't know. 65 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,872 - I think you do know. - No! 66 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,456 I don't wanna think about that. 67 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,542 I just want to give her more time, okay? 68 00:02:47,671 --> 00:02:49,304 [SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,503 Okay. 70 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,757 - What would you like to do with this? - Well, 71 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,552 since we don't have a chapel, the basement. 72 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,262 Ooh, can you take it down there? 73 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,905 I don't wanna see Gary. He's just gonna ask me to kill him again. 74 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,433 We can't keep avoiding him. 75 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,685 You gave him the serum. He's gonna be around forever. 76 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,270 Wait. I didn't give him the serum. 77 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,114 - Yes, you did. - I thought you gave it to him. 78 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,316 - No, you said you were doing it. - Are you kidding me? 79 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:14,027 Yes, it's one of my trademark "I didn't give him the serum" jokes. 80 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,696 Synced and corrected by reggielist www.addic7ed.com 81 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,370 Hey, buddy! 82 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,414 Sorry, we haven't hung out lately. 83 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,667 We've been so busy, but we wanted to give you the shot so you don't... 84 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,753 Oh, my God! What have we done? 85 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,880 So it's noticeable. 86 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,257 I felt like something was a little off. 87 00:03:36,334 --> 00:03:37,357 Argh... 88 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,553 I haven't spoken in a few days. Why does my voice sound different? 89 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,217 There's that chunk of your throat 90 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:44,465 that seems to have fallen into the face. 91 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,059 Could someone put it back in? 92 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,769 Someone could, but not us. 93 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,104 Also, it's not your biggest issue. 94 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,107 There's a serum that stops the undead from deteriorating, 95 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,610 which Sheila or I, it's not clear, forgot to give you. 96 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,528 [SIGHS] Keep in mind, 97 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,356 - the lighting in here is terrible. - Yeah. It's just... 98 00:04:00,553 --> 00:04:01,630 Oh, God! 99 00:04:02,186 --> 00:04:03,262 Oh! 100 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,504 Are you going to be okay, buddy? 101 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:06,738 I have to be honest. 102 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,666 This is not where I saw myself at 45. 103 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,001 Who's up for killing me? 104 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,254 Whoa. Pump those breaks. 105 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,006 It leaks when we give you this. It won't get any worse. 106 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,385 Guys, even if I didn't look like the cover of an Iron Maiden album... 107 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,220 I wouldn't want to live like this. 108 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,512 Alone. 109 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,473 For all eternity. 110 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,851 Yeah, that does sound awful. 111 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,978 I'll visit you more. 112 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,354 Things have just been crazy. 113 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,398 An ancient order of medieval knights is after us. 114 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,149 People think Sheila's a god. 115 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,695 That shower head broke, so I've been taking baths which is nice, 116 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,697 but once I'm in there, I'm in there. 117 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,198 We've been so busy 118 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,947 that we haven't even had time to get 119 00:04:43,981 --> 00:04:46,402 our new realty company off the ground. 120 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,621 You're starting your own company? 121 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,540 Hammond Realty. 122 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,209 We did get stationery and promotional pens. 123 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,335 Pens? 124 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,629 Have you planned your launch party? 125 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,381 Built the website, formed an LLC 126 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,424 that shields your personal assets from litigation? 127 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,218 They're fountain pens. 128 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,971 God, I always wanted to start my own company. 129 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,057 I have got a million ideas. Give me some stationary 130 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,727 and put one of your pens in what's left of my mouth. 131 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,653 [PHONE RINGS] 132 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:15,440 - It's our Knight of Serbia friend. - You should take it. 133 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:16,877 Oh... 134 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,570 Hey, Tommy. I'm glad you called 135 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,115 because we have a very promising lead on an undead realtor. 136 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,459 Her name is Rosemary Sinclair and... 137 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,162 Christa Caldwell? 138 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,997 No, It's not Christa. 139 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,497 But it's not. 140 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,041 But it's not. 141 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,878 Okay, but it's not. Tommy? 142 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,215 Tommy's going to kill Christa today! 143 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,675 - But it's not! - He thinks it is. 144 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,594 - But it's not! - I told him three times. 145 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,638 - But it's not. - He saw the article Anne planted, 146 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,184 and is now convinced that Christa 147 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,467 is the undead blonde from the clam farm. 148 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,517 Fucking Anne! 149 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,228 We have to stop Tommy. 150 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:55,645 I know. 151 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,442 Christa's such a horrible person, but we can't let her die. 152 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,195 No, we can't. Damn. 153 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,030 How do we stop him? 154 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,782 I don't know, he won't listen to me. 155 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,985 [INDISTINGUISHABLE SHOUTING] 156 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,618 Wow, I'm sorry. 157 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,871 I tried to make a throat-clearing sound, 158 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,341 but I think that's one of the parts that fell out of my neck. 159 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,542 Why don't you show Tommy Christa's alive? 160 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,746 Get her to do something an undead person can never do, 161 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,297 like eat food, and then send a video of it to him. 162 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,676 - That's a smart idea. - Yeah, Gary. 163 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,887 Turns out you're not just a pretty face. 164 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,515 Too soon? 165 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,648 You guys know what's going on? 166 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,234 No. Everyone from Environmental Club got pulled out of class. 167 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,069 Maybe all of our grandmothers died. 168 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,239 Sit, sit, sit. 169 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,408 Sit. Good morning, Earth. 170 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:53,162 Yesterday... I was approached by FBI Special Agent Tess Rogers. 171 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,957 She is investigating the recent fracking site explosion. 172 00:06:56,789 --> 00:06:58,234 [MUMBLING] 173 00:06:58,296 --> 00:06:59,544 Silence! 174 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,257 The FBI is investigating various individuals and groups 175 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:08,261 as well as this Environmental Club, which is rightfully under suspicion 176 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,722 as you have gone on record as being opposed to America's... 177 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,850 energy independence. 178 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,688 What is it, Leslie? 179 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,358 We're for energy independence. We're just opposed to poisoning... 180 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,821 Enough! You'll all have a chance to talk when the FBI interviews 181 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,240 each and every one of you. 182 00:07:29,421 --> 00:07:30,609 - What? - Uh-huh. 183 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,418 I thought that would get a murmur out of you. 184 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,452 Well, let me tell you this. I encourage each of you 185 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,498 to share whatever observations you have made, 186 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,586 of suspicious behavior amongst your fellow environmentalists. 187 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,137 No detail is too small to leave out. 188 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,498 No bond is too strong to be violated. 189 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:49,760 And I know what you're thinking. "Hey, Principal Novak. I ain't no snitch." 190 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,262 But let me tell you this. 191 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,306 There ain't no shame... 192 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,808 in telling the truth. 193 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,061 Don't worry, we'll be okay. Nobody knows anything. 194 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,981 Yeah, actually... Winter might know a little something. 195 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,746 Winter saw you getting rid of the backpack? 196 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,208 - Why didn't you tell me? - I'm sorry. 197 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,349 It didn't seem like a big deal. I didn't want you to freak out. 198 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:13,762 What if she tells the FBI? 199 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:15,110 Well, that would be terrible. 200 00:08:15,144 --> 00:08:16,645 No. You're supposed to say... 201 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,165 "Don't worry, Eric. Winter won't tell the FBI. 202 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,888 She saw me throw out the backpack we used to transport explosives." 203 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:24,267 Don't worry, Eric. Winter won't... 204 00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:26,832 I forgot the rest. 205 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:28,759 - Oh, Jesus. - We just need to give her a reason 206 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,718 not to be suspicious about the backpack, 207 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,669 so she doesn't mention it to the FBI. That's all. 208 00:08:32,702 --> 00:08:34,062 I can't believe this is happening. 209 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,419 Why did we even blow up that fracking site? It was so stupid. 210 00:08:36,452 --> 00:08:37,808 We were so stupid. 211 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,394 It wasn't stupid. It worked. 212 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,605 We broke the law, Abby. And we're a nation of laws. 213 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,273 Law and order. Order in the court. 214 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,734 - What's happening to you? - I'm fucking spiraling. 215 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:58,337 Well... That's quite a potato you put together for yourself. 216 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,206 I love "SOUP 'N SALAD 'N SUCH". 217 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,291 You know what I'm gonna do today? 218 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,668 I'm gonna start with such 219 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,378 - and work my way back. - Well, 220 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,630 save some room, 'cause Chris and Christa's assistant 221 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,432 said they're supposed to be here any minute. 222 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:10,465 Oh. 223 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,343 I was thinking about Gary. 224 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,761 Did you see how excited he got 225 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,013 when he was coming up with ideas for our company? 226 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,267 Yeah, I was thinking about him too. 227 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:22,485 I know it's crazy, but what if we make him our first employee? 228 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,063 Hook him up with a headset and Alexa. 229 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,946 We wouldn't have to give him health insurance. 230 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,233 Or even a chair. 231 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,860 That'd be nice, but actually... 232 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,821 I was thinking about something else. 233 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,904 Mm-hmm... 234 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,535 When he said that he didn't want to live alone forever, I realized... 235 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,328 neither do I. 236 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,423 Sweetheart, that's not going to happen for a long time. 237 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,251 But it is going to happen. Unless... 238 00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:48,307 Unless? 239 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,590 You let me bite you. 240 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,844 And we can spend eternity together. 241 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,680 Wow. 242 00:10:00,441 --> 00:10:02,501 I did not expect to be offered immortality 243 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,852 at the "SOUP 'N SALAD 'N SUCH". 244 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,315 We'd wait until Abby went off to college, of course. 245 00:10:07,592 --> 00:10:09,761 Whoa, you've really been thinking about this. 246 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,277 I have. 247 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,611 So... 248 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,573 What do you say, Mr. Hammond? 249 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:19,076 Will you take this woman to be your wife for the next... 250 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,370 1,000 years or so? 251 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,750 Living forever... 252 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,544 is a lot to think about. 253 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,591 Take your time. It's a big decision. 254 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,469 But, my darling, with all my heart... 255 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,512 I do hope you'll say yes. 256 00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:45,147 Chris and Christa are here. 257 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:46,933 Great. Let's go save her life 258 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,858 so that she can die naturally one day in a tanning bed accident. 259 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,357 Oh, my God! 260 00:10:56,496 --> 00:10:57,664 It's Chris and Christa. 261 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,450 Joel, look. It's Chris and Christa. 262 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,620 Where? Oh, my God! It is. 263 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,455 Hey, guys. Having some salad? 264 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,749 - Oh, Christ. These idiots. - Look what they're wearing. 265 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,418 It's like they've never been in public before. Nice shirt, loser. 266 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,463 This is a nice shirt. 267 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,424 Let's not do that. 268 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,468 Why don't we eat together instead? 269 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,551 Oh. I love it. 270 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,179 Why don't you suck our dicks? 271 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,555 I love it. 272 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,892 Seriously, I know we haven't always gotten along. 273 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,645 But, maybe it's time to put that behind us. 274 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,064 We could video each other eating. That'd be fun. 275 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,358 Oh, that's a great way to reconnect. 276 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,610 - Christa, you eat first. - Guys! 277 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,913 We know it was your Sheriff friend who planted that story 278 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,915 in the Valley Journal, about our fraud conviction. 279 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,668 It turns out we have our own friends who have friends who know friends 280 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,049 who have friends who work at the Journal and tell us what's what. 281 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,084 That was a crazy misunderstanding. 282 00:11:46,158 --> 00:11:47,448 We can explain it over lunch. 283 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:50,485 Oh, we are not eating with you. In fact, we've lost our appetites. 284 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,668 We have? 285 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,044 We have. 286 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,588 Despite already paying. 287 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,090 At least, have a roll. 288 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,300 No! We're out of here. This isn't over. 289 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,944 We're going to make it our business to destroy your new business. 290 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,973 That's right. We're gonna scold fuck Hammon Realty till it's dead, 291 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,143 grind our heels into its balls, and take a shit on its face. 292 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,313 Well, we tried. 293 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,566 Yeah, we really did. 294 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,070 So I guess Christa's gonna die. 295 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,989 She did not want to be a part of the solution. 296 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,312 And it's not like we're killing her. 297 00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:23,825 That's true. We're just not preventing her from getting killed. 298 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,661 Yeah. We let people die every day. 299 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,461 We don't run around checking everyone's seatbelts. 300 00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:29,054 Or pull cigarettes out of their mouths. 301 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,796 On the other hand, if we saw a plane hurtling towards someone's house, 302 00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:34,132 - wouldn't we warn the people inside? - What if when we knock on their door, 303 00:12:34,165 --> 00:12:36,827 they threaten to make non-consensual love to our skulls? 304 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,016 If it's non-consensual, it wouldn't be love. 305 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,050 Good point, sweetie. 306 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,802 It just seemed important to say. 307 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,344 Well, I guess we just go on with our 308 00:12:43,377 --> 00:12:44,932 lives and whatever happens, happens. 309 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:45,973 I guess so. 310 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,816 - What do you wanna do now? - I don't know. 311 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,311 Wanna have sex? 312 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,896 Might seem a little disrespectful. 313 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,898 Yeah. Hand stuff? 314 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,484 Okay. Let me just grab a coconut water and a power bar. 315 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,738 Can you believe this is the way Anne sees me. 316 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,372 Yeah. 317 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,902 [GREGORIAN CHANT] 318 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,129 We can't let Tommy kill Christa. 319 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,215 No. We have to try to stop him. 320 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,634 Unless he's already killed her. 321 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,302 [HISS] 322 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,312 I don't know about this. 323 00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:34,654 We need to give Winter a reason 324 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,824 to think throwing the backpack away wasn't suspicious. 325 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,897 Do you have a better idea? 326 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,077 Yeah. Go back in time and don't blow up a fracking site 327 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,710 that could send us to jail for 20 years. 328 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,490 - Thirty. I looked it up. - Fuck! How did I let this happen? 329 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,495 He just found out his dog's pregnant, doesn't like the father. 330 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:53,368 This whole thing was a huge mistake. 331 00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:55,342 One stupid decision, and now I'm a terrorist. 332 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,503 You didn't have to do it with me. You volunteered. 333 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,223 If I had let you go alone, you would have blown yourself up. 334 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,800 And for what? It's not like you were gonna end fracking. 335 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,301 I wanted to try. 336 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,096 I thought you did too. 337 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,557 I'm sorry if you just did it out of obligation. 338 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,684 So am I. 339 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:17,147 There's Winter. Remember, we're just best friends having fun. 340 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,410 Luckily, my mom forced me to go to acting camp when I was eight 341 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,571 and then I went back electively for five more years. 342 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,826 Don't tell Abby. 343 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,995 What are you doing? 344 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,997 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Abby. 345 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,241 Wait a minute. Weren't you wearing a sweater earlier? 346 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,375 I wonder where it is. 347 00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:39,169 Eric... did you throw it away? 348 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,797 I did. That's payback for my backpack. 349 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,716 Oh, my God. When did you even take it? 350 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,968 Earlier. Yeah. 351 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,761 What is happening? 352 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,950 Abby and I are in the middle of a pretty epic war. 353 00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,902 Yesterday, I threw out Eric's backpack. 354 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,726 Oh, that's right, you were there. 355 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,227 That was a prank? 356 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,563 We've been throwing each other's stuff away for years. 357 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,766 It started in seventh grade. 358 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,796 Eric tossed my soda before I finished it, 359 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,907 and then I threw away his soda. 360 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,618 Then we got into non-soda stuff. 361 00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:06,654 Now we're in clothing and accessories. 362 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,659 I don't get it. Is the joke that is so not funny that it's funny? 363 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,494 No. It's funnier than that. 364 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,375 - Oh! - Whoa! You got me! 365 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,210 Stay weird, weirdos. 366 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,634 - I think it works. - Yeah. 367 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,213 Now you don't have to do anything stupid 368 00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:30,237 or reckless with me ever again. 369 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,140 [PHONE RINGS] 370 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,774 You got Tommy. 371 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,902 Tommy! It's Belle and Sebastian. Have you killed Christa yet? 372 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,906 No. Traffic was terrible. So I stopped for a sandwich. 373 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,700 Great. Don't kill her. She's not undead. 374 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,912 Yeah, she is. My brother ID'ed her from her picture in the paper. 375 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,789 - What if he's wrong? - Don't worry. 376 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291 I'm gonna test her first. See if she'll eat real food. 377 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,378 Got a little potato salad that came with my sandwich. 378 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,173 Um, she's not gonna eat potato salad from a stranger. 379 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,675 Then she's gonna die... 380 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,468 in 30 minutes. 381 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760 Ah... 382 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,138 Google Maps is saying 38 now. 383 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,057 Shit. We gotta get to Christa's 384 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,643 before Tommy does, and make sure she eats his potato salad. 385 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,478 This is gonna suck. 386 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,734 I still wanna save Christa's life, 387 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,195 but I hate that they have such a nice house. 388 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,596 You know, if we were both immortal, 389 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,616 our prime earning years could go on forever. 390 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,034 We can own this whole block. 391 00:16:34,086 --> 00:16:35,943 I thought you said immortality was a big decision, 392 00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:37,352 and you'd be patient with me. 393 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,665 Did I? That doesn't sound like me. 394 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,208 What if Christa's not home? 395 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,405 What if she's in there right now, being murdered? 396 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,424 Ding dong! 397 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,884 What the hell? 398 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,430 You can't just walk into my house! 399 00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:56,497 Well, we said ding dong. 400 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,517 It's a realtor thing. 401 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,437 No, it's my thing. 402 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,975 And I didn't answer the door because 403 00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:04,848 I was meditating in my serenity room 404 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,568 and didn't want to deal with poorly dressed a-holes like you. 405 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,362 Wow. This is with a serenity room. 406 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,532 We're sorry to barge in like this, but it's kind of important 407 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,492 and we'd love to loop Chris in. Is he around? 408 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,952 He's at his swim lesson. 409 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,748 We don't have time to explore it. 410 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,191 Here's the deal. We have this wonderful new assistant Tommy, 411 00:17:23,265 --> 00:17:25,601 and he knows has been bad blood between us, so he came up 412 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,005 with this idea to bring you a peace offering. 413 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,382 And he's gonna be delivering it any minute. 414 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,466 Really? 415 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,344 Like a bottle of wine or a spa day? 416 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,930 Actually, it's potato salad. 417 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,516 And it'd be great, if you'd eat it in front of him. 418 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,351 - Get out. - We hear you. 419 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,312 Not everybody likes potato salad. 420 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,230 Although, those who do, love it. 421 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:47,791 I'm not eating your fucking assistant's fucking potato salad. 422 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,119 Damn it. 423 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,226 Shit. He's here. 424 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:09,013 Which is great, because he is so sweet. 425 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,674 Also, Tommy's super sensitive. 426 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,633 And since we ruined your lunch, 427 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,469 he's invested in the idea of food as a peace offering. 428 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,183 I don't care about my assistant's feelings, 429 00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:18,630 why would I care about yours? 430 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,726 Because... Tommy bravely served our country 431 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,312 and we all owe him a debt of gratitude. 432 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,562 That's right! 433 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,507 - He was in Operation Desert Thunder. - Storm. 434 00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:32,903 He was in Operation Desert Thunderstorm. 435 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,023 - Drop the "Thunder". - Operation Drop the Thunder. 436 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:38,700 Desert Storm. Operation Desert Thunderstorm. Goddamn it! 437 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,910 Jesus Christ, who cares? 438 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,414 Belle and Sebastian, what are you doing here? 439 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,919 - Peaches and Herb, we came to help you. - Oh. 440 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,797 Great. Christa Caldwell. 441 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,216 I brought you some potato salad. 442 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,718 I suggest you eat it, if you can. 443 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,389 [SIGHS] 444 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,183 I mean... 445 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,893 if it's that important to you. 446 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,154 Oops! I dropped it. 447 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,197 I guess you two can lick my ass. 448 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,286 Argh! 449 00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:25,671 What the fuck? 450 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,747 Look! 451 00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,813 She's bleeding. She's bleeding real blood. 452 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,295 Yeah, because you stabbed me, you psycho! 453 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,173 Argh... God damn it! 454 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,884 She's alive? Scatter! 455 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,762 Hey, what the hell? You can't be nice 456 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,806 to a guy for one second, we claimed was a veteran? 457 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,767 Is yours throbbing? Mine's throbbing. 458 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,016 I don't know what kind of gangster intimidation shit 459 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,181 you guys are trying to pull, 460 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,356 but Sherry Singleton once poisoned our cat, 461 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,525 and we still stayed in the duplex market. 462 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,277 Chris and Christa Caldwell, 463 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,945 of Principal Residential, 464 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,698 do not back down. 465 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,326 Well, don't fuck with us, 466 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,828 because I will eat your son. 467 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,038 What? 468 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,166 Uh, it's an Irish expression. 469 00:20:09,488 --> 00:20:15,172 It means "Block the sun from shining on your crops." 470 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757 This is a win. Let's go. 471 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,470 I almost killed a woman. A live woman. 472 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,680 Because your brother was wrong. 473 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,724 There's no undead in Santa Clarita 474 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,685 and I got stabbed. Three inches over and six inches deeper, 475 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,854 - it would have gone into my heart. - [PHONE CHIMES] 476 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,189 I know. I fucked up. 477 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,778 - Do you want me to take a look at it? - No, don't touch it. 478 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,050 Just go. Go! 479 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,492 - I got a text from Anne. - Yeah, what did she say? 480 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,828 She said she's sorry, but she can't deny her faith. 481 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,912 Oh, man. 482 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,332 That means she's gonna keep telling people about you. 483 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,043 She's a good person. She's my friend. 484 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,588 I know, I know. 485 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,715 You want me to go with you? 486 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,885 No, it should be me. 487 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,683 Good afternoon, everyone. 488 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,519 I'm Special Agent Tess Rogers with the FBI. 489 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,980 I know Principal Novak spoke to you earlier today 490 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,483 and told you your environmental club is under investigation 491 00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:18,748 and that all of you are under suspicion. 492 00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:19,842 All of you. 493 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,154 Just to be clear... 494 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,906 none of what he said is true, 495 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,368 and I specifically told him not to talk to you at all. 496 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,785 [PRINCIPAL NOVAK SCOFFS] 497 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,205 I'm sorry. You want me to leave? 498 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,790 That would be great, thank you. 499 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,625 You're welcome. 500 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,505 That, children, is a lesson in manners. 501 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,385 So, we're not under investigation? 502 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,928 No, not at all. 503 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,934 I'm just part of a team of agents 504 00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:49,566 who are trying to get some information about what happened. 505 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,102 I'll be speaking to each of you individually 506 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,896 to see if you've heard anything in a larger environmental community, 507 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,106 that could be helpful. 508 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,568 Who knows? Maybe we'll catch a terrorist together. 509 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,194 And fun fact... 510 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,031 I am never ever without Skittles. 511 00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:07,640 I saw something. 512 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,736 Really? What was that? 513 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,457 I saw some giant company coming to my town 514 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,293 and inject toxic chemicals into our groundwater. 515 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,587 Chemicals they don't legally even have to tell us about. 516 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,673 Then I saw nobody in charge giving a single fuck, 517 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,968 until someone finally said, "Enough is enough, this shit ends now." 518 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,888 I don't know who blew up that fracking site, but even if I did, 519 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,431 I wouldn't help you find them. 520 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,641 Because whoever did it isn't a terrorist. 521 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,310 They're a freaking hero. 522 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,889 [CLAPPING] 523 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,651 Somebody's not getting Skittles. 524 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,905 I look forward to talking to all of you over the next few days. 525 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,617 Hey. 526 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:50,910 Um... 527 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,955 I was wrong when I said it was a stupid idea. 528 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833 You're not reckless. You just don't turn away. 529 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,295 It's one of the best things about you. 530 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:03,964 Thanks. 531 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,345 What are the other things? 532 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,604 You never settle for a perfectly fine apology. 533 00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:11,649 - And? - You're relentless. 534 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,698 - And? - Annoying. 535 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,767 - And? - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 536 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,600 Hey, Sheila. You wanted to talk to me? 537 00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:20,925 [DOOR CLOSES] 538 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,024 Hi, Anne. 539 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,278 Whoa. What's with all the tarps? 540 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,333 We're painting. 541 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,534 Oh, yeah, I was going to say. You're gonna do the kitchen too. 542 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,076 Okay. 543 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,662 Anne, listen. 544 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,133 I know that you believe spreading the 545 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,033 word about me is your calling, but... 546 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,169 I'm begging you to stop. 547 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,247 I can't. 548 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,759 I've been praying on it and the world deserves to know. 549 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,177 Anne, please. 550 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,474 You have a gift. And I have to share it. 551 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,348 You don't know what you're doing. 552 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,435 Something awful is going to happen. 553 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,228 I'm not worried, Sheila. 554 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,897 I have faith. You've been touched by God. 555 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,357 No, I haven't! 556 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,443 Okay? I don't talk to God. 557 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,819 I made it all up. 558 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,738 That's not true. I know what I saw. 559 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:12,409 It's a virus, from a clam I ate at Japopo's. 560 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,037 I don't kill bad people to serve God. 561 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,290 I killed them to eat them. 562 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,085 - What? - Yes, there it is. 563 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,921 I'm not an angel. I'm just hungry. 564 00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:31,602 And I wish that I hadn't involved you in all of this and I am... 565 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,807 so sorry I'm not the miracle you want me to be. 566 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,520 But, you are. 567 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,607 God doesn't make mistakes, Sheila. 568 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,534 I know that you think that you just woke up 569 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,528 one morning and this random thing happened to you, but that... 570 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,280 is exactly what a miracle is. 571 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,326 I'll tell my church group that I was wrong, 572 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,454 and I will give you the space that you want. 573 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,831 Not because I don't believe in you anymore. 574 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,542 Because you don't believe in yourself yet. 575 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,100 Hey, Gary. 576 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,519 How was your day, Chief? 577 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,564 Uh, not bad. Two stabbings, but no fatalities. 578 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,944 So, Sheila and I were thinking, we might need an employee. Maybe a... 579 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,862 head of sales? 580 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:35,075 You can't see it, but right now, I am straightening my tie. 581 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,993 Welcome to the team, buddy. 582 00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:39,099 I'll bring you a cigar later to celebrate. 583 00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:40,613 We can see where the smoke comes out. 584 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,825 I bet you I can blow rings out of my cheek hole. 585 00:25:43,989 --> 00:25:45,167 [LAUGHS] 586 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,712 I brought you an Alexa and... 587 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,674 Try this bad boy on for size. 588 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,925 Oh, my God. 589 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,301 Hammond Realty. 590 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,221 This is Johnny Dollar. I'd like to help you sell your home. 591 00:25:56,577 --> 00:25:58,120 You're not gonna be Johnny Dollar. 592 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,891 My heart's pretty set on it. 593 00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:02,302 - Um. Still. - So, now that I'm hooked up, 594 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,980 I'm going to build you a sick website. 595 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,982 I'm going to plan your launch party. 596 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,900 God, I love selling houses. 597 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,610 I could do this forever. 598 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,278 Really? 599 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,948 You'd be fine like this forever. 600 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,033 Something bothering you, Boss? 601 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,586 Sheila wants to bite me so we'll always be together. 602 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,545 Whoa. 603 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,590 Do you want to be undead? 604 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,635 I want to be with her, but killing people and eating them... 605 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,221 Like, even their butts and stuff? 606 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,808 Oh, but don't worry. When you're undead, butts will taste like... 607 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,936 Well, they'll taste like butts, but you'll be way into it. 608 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,147 But you're gonna change in all sorts of ways. 609 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,030 You know, ways that you couldn't even imagine. 610 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,359 That's what I'm worried about. 611 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,278 Your "Id" taking over? 612 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,240 Yeah. Sheila used to be timid. Now she's fearless. 613 00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:01,786 Ed Thune was a distinguished colonel who became a crazed killer. 614 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,788 Who knows what I'd become. 615 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,082 It's a tough choice. 616 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,753 If you don't like what you turn into, there's no going back. 617 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,423 So, what are you gonna tell Sheila? 618 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,843 I don't know. 619 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,351 That man with the crossbow is named Tommy. 620 00:27:24,613 --> 00:27:26,406 He's the Knight of Serbia in this area. 621 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,733 Why is Roy Eastman Kodak there? 622 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,069 We believe he is the one in charge. 623 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,781 See how he is screaming and pointing and being mean? Like a boss. 624 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,494 Not a boss like you. 625 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,245 - You're great. - The best. 626 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,432 - We're so lucky. - So lucky. 627 00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,042 Where did Roy Eastman Kodak go next? 628 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,710 We followed Tommy. 629 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:57,384 You follow the one not in charge, whose address you already knew? 630 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,346 I should never have killed Vlado. 631 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,763 What? 632 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,393 My former assistant. I killed him. It's nothing. 633 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,230 Where were we? Oh, yeah. 634 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:15,694 Find me Roy Eastman Kodak.